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What do you call a baby who is crucified?
– Jesus junior.
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Why do you always put a baby in the blender feet first?
– So you can see its facial expression.
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What do you call a dead baby on the moon?
– A dead astronaut!
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What are two dead babies on the moon called?
– Two dead astronauts!’ – Two dead astronauts!
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What are 10,000 dead babies on the moon called?
– A GOOD IDEA!
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What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
– A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and 10 dead babies?
– I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
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How do you save a baby from drowning?
– You move your foot.
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What’s more fun than throwing a baby over a cliff?
– Grabbing it down there with a haymaker.