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What do you call a baby who is crucified? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Jesus junior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Why do you always put a baby in the blender feet first?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– So you can see its facial expression.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What do you call a dead baby on the moon?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A dead astronaut!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What are two dead babies on the moon called? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Two dead astronauts!’ \u2013 Two dead astronauts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What are 10,000 dead babies on the moon called?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– A GOOD IDEA!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What is pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 A baby with forks in its eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and 10 dead babies? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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How do you save a baby from drowning? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
– You move your foot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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What’s more fun than throwing a baby over a cliff? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Grabbing it down there with a haymaker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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